Hi, my name is Pepper. But my real name is Mitzy. My mom is showering right now and my dad is watching TV, so I snuck in the office (I'm not allowed in here!) to hack her blog because I have a few things to get off my chest.
I'm feeling cranky that she is using my real name and my other name in this blog. She didn't ask me for permission.
But it's hard to stay mad at her because she loves me and always gives me treats.... even when my dad (I think she calls him Greggy) says I've had enough and I'm just being a pig.
I don't understand why he would say that, because I'm pretty sure I'm a cat.
Also, on weekends my mom lets me nap with her on the ottoman beside the couch. She has a hard time taking a nap, but I don't, so I take advantage of that and I just look at her and make these meow meow meow noises so she can rub my belly and play with my nose and I can just relax. It works like a charm all the time.
I don't like getting picked up and my mom tells me that I have to purr a bit louder, but I don't think I can change. I don't know why I don't purr loud enough. And why I don't like to be picked up. But I like it when she talks to me and when she and my dad let me sleep on their laps.
Anyway it's really hard to use this keyboard thing with my paws and I think she just finished showering. I'm going back to sleep. Don't tell her I hacked her account!
