Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Breaking Up

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I am breaking up with junk food soon.

Due to the craziness of my work life, professional schedule and being a mom to 16-year-old teenage girl, for the last three weeks I've had to rely on Kentucky Fried Chicken, Retro Burger, Movie theatre pop corn and hot dog, chocolates of all kind and McDonald's for sustenance.

Out of control and in need of an intervention.

I'm quitting cold turkey.

Scope of my cold turkey quitting only includes junk food. I need the continuous service and convenience of "good take-out" like Congee Star, Memories of Japan, Pho Saigon, Limeleaf and Arkadia.

Otherwise dinner will be a big huge disaster.

Worth mentioning: Our cat (Mitzy Pepper Pie), who has 99.5% white fur, now has a strange grey streak on the left side of her body. We have no idea how she got that. Greggy assumed she rolled all over the snowy slush that he tracked into the basement office. Greggy said it will go away.

I told him I think we need to shave that part of her body so it'll grow back all nice and clean, just like when the neighbour's cat Wilson had to get her fur shaved (assuming that was due to a flea problem).

I also suggested to Greggy that we bring Pepper to Petsmart as they have a cat grooming service. Greggy said she will be traumatized, so I am left helpless. You would know this bothers me because I am like that Martin dude in Sleeping With the Enemy.

I hope Pepper's constant need to lick her fur clean works. Let's keep it PG 13 people, no dirty jokes please.