Sunday, September 23, 2012

Dear Universe, Re: Lard Ass

Why is it taking so long to get rid of the little fat deposits around my waist area?  You damn well know I run like a maniac and do weights.

Is it because I love fried food?

If it is because of food, well, I'm not ready to give that up again.

Love,
You Know Who

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