There were two times when it was so obvious that the driver was stalking me. Once three weeks ago - couple of dudes in a black Nissan Altima with tinted windows (I think they live down the block), the other time was today when a guy in a white Chevy Blazer u-turned and started heading my way, slowly, very obviously.
Good thing I'm a trained ninja so I'm aware of my surroundings. I sprinted on the other side of the median where the Chevy Blazer dude couldn't get to me because it was a very very public place. I was totally annoyed because I was really enjoying running while listening to 80s Love Songs.
Unless you are giving me a sign to bring my mace with me during my runs? I'm gonna have to consider, I guess. I don't run with security detail during weekends when the fucking sun is up.
Please universe, I don't want to end up like this, okay? I think some people may miss me. Peppy too.
Love,
You Know Who
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