Conspiracy Theorist

I was running at 5:15 AM today as usual. At Km 3, just as I was turning to start my uphill run, I suddenly felt this really crazy jab of jolting pain on the right side of my back, just below my rib and above my waist.

I assumed it may only be a muscle pull, but I wasn't exerting any additional effort than usual and I thought it was super strange.

Naturally my first thought was that someone clearly got hold of some part of me (hair strand? sweat beads?) and is now obsessed with voodooing my ass.